Thursday, March 15, 2007

Non-Sequitur of the Week

“Does Oprah sing opera?” asked Jonah, 8.

When I burst out laughing, he kept asking, “Well DOES she?”

“No.”

“Well,” he said, contemplating this for a moment, “which would you rather watch, Oprah or opera?”

Contemplating his response for a moment, I replied, “Oprah.”

“Does Oprah sing opera?” asked Jonah, 8.

As I burst out laughing, he continued asking, “Well DOES she?”

“No,” I said.

“Well,” he said, contemplating this for a moment, “which would you rather watch, Oprah or opera?”


Contemplating his response for a moment, I then replied, “Oprah.”

(Maybe he has a future in late night comedy.)


(Image from, where else . . . one of Oprah’s bazillion web sites.)

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