Another Volley in the Alec Baldwin/John Krasinski Yankees/Red Sox Rivalry

As the Red Sox and Yankees duke it out over the top rung of the American League East, Alec Baldwin and John Krasinski are starring in the third installment of the baseball rivalry ads.

My question: Wonder if my dog Max would tolerate being spray-painted, with pet-safe coloring, in the shape of a Red Sox B . . .